Completely unscientific, obviously. Take with an enormous grain of salt and think twice about the worth of bickering in the comments. For amusement only.
Google advanced search for exact string in the last year only:
991 over the past year for “Java sucks”
444 over the past year for “PHP sucks”
324 over the past year for “ruby sucks”
271 over the past year for “PERL sucks”
249 over the past year for “C++ sucks”
183 over the past year for “Python sucks”
44 over the past year for “C# sucks”
